Assailant on your a$$: works as advertised.
Tuesday, May 30th, 2006This past Sunday my sister, my brother, and I opened up the bottle of 80 proof “Assailant” plum spirits I got for her in Taiwan. The bottle has a cartoon caricature of an old man apparently going “assailant” in a drunken rampage. Well, it seems it works pretty well, because by 10pm we were all beating the crap out of each other in a NISHIKAWA wrestling free for all. I don’t remember anything after the first time I passed out, but we got lots of pictures (and video!) of crazy Nishikawas going assailant. Good times. I’ll post pictures as soon as I can.